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Forest Gate Ugly 10:06 Mon Apr 3
Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

This is what the artificial intelligence app ChatGPT took about three seconds to produce just now. It might save the likes of Sir Alf and Eerie Descent the bother of producing their own original versions!!

“David Moyes is a clueless, stubborn dinosaur who has no idea how to manage a football team in the modern era. His tactics are outdated, his substitutions are questionable and his team selection is baffling.

He seems to have no idea how to motivate his players and his negative style of play has left us all bored to tears. It's no wonder we're struggling near the bottom of the table with him at the helm.

Moyes has shown time and time again that he's incapable of making the necessary changes to turn things around. He's been given ample time to get things right, but he continues to make the same mistakes over and over again.

It's time for the board to wake up and realize that Moyes is not the man to take us forward. We need a fresh approach and a manager who can bring some excitement and passion back to the club. Moyes is not that man.”

Hammer and Pickle 3:54 Tue Apr 4
Re: Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

Has anyone asked ChatGPT about FOMB and going off on a tandem?

punter 3:23 Tue Apr 4
Re: Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

has anyone wiped their knob on it?

gph 2:12 Tue Apr 4
Well, this didn't work...

Write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Bruno Ganz in Downfall

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, it is not appropriate for me to generate content that is insulting or derogatory towards individuals. My programming is focused on providing helpful and informative responses while adhering to ethical standards. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

gph 1:55 Tue Apr 4
"David Moyes'" reply

Well, let me tell you something about WestHamOnline.net. It's a site that's been around for a long time, but I have to say, it's not a site that I'm particularly fond of. The content is often negative and lacks the kind of constructive criticism that would actually help the team improve.

You see, as a manager, I believe in the power of positive thinking and constructive feedback. I want my players to know that I believe in them and that I'm willing to work with them to help them improve. But when I look at WestHamOnline.net, I see a lot of negativity and criticism that doesn't really help anyone.

Now, don't get me wrong. I understand that fans have the right to express their opinions, and I'm all for that. But there's a difference between expressing an opinion and just being downright negative. And that's what I see on WestHamOnline.net too often.

So, if I had to sum up my thoughts on WestHamOnline.net, I'd say that it's a site that doesn't really help the team or the fans. Instead of focusing on the negative, I think we should be looking for ways to be more positive and supportive of our players. That's the only way we're going to achieve success.

zebthecat 6:24 Mon Apr 3
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Mike Oxsaw 6:05 Mon Apr 3

Exactly.
It is a pattern matching algorithm (albeit a very powerful one) that has been trained with vast amounts of text chosen by humans. It has no clue as to what the words it spits out actually mean.
It this lack of context that has lead some of the more embarrassing failures. My favourite is a research team in one the Ivy League Universities who were attempting to train an AI to identify skin cancers. They thought that they had trained it enough but when they tried to use it for real they soon realised that it had learned to identify rulers as, in the majority of traning pictures, the tumours were accompanied by rulers measing them in the photos.

Mike Oxsaw 6:05 Mon Apr 3
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Sadly it's neither artificial or intelligent.

Two Suzi Wongs do not an Ian Wright make.

Lee Trundle 4:56 Mon Apr 3
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Unfortunately for the people who are pushing this, it's pretty obvious where the bias lies with these chatbots.

Pentonville 4:54 Mon Apr 3
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ChatGPT lied last week to a user completely off its own back.
We do need to halt work on AI until there is a sufficient safety switch off for sure

Jim79 4:24 Mon Apr 3
Re: Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

Until it comes out with 'cunt him in the bastard' or the like then its useless.

SWT (too)

factory seconds 3:03 Mon Apr 3
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it's like reading WHO posts that have gone through a PR handler to make them suitable for publication.

Swiss. 3:02 Mon Apr 3
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The problem with ChatGPT and non AI writing is that it’s very generic . E.g. Take this statement

“It’s time for the board to wake up and realize that Moyes is not the man to take us forward. We need a fresh approach and a manager who can bring some excitement and passion back to the club. Moyes is not that man.”

You could replace Moyes with Alladyce, Billic , Pelegrinini etc . Who needs AI when the tabloids generate have been generating generic shit like this for decades

Pickle Rick 2:22 Mon Apr 3
Re: Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

I might get this chatGPT to write my wedding vows.

Forest Gate Ugly 10:27 Mon Apr 3
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Just found that ChatGPT can’t write in the style of resident foul mouthed grumpster Vexed. Its offering was far too polite. AI is defeated.

Forest Gate Ugly 10:24 Mon Apr 3
Re: Hi ChatGPT write a criticism of David Moyes in the style of Westhamonline

Write a review of crisps in the style of Westhamonline-

Alright lads, let's talk crisps! I don't know about you lot, but I'm a bit of a crisp connoisseur. And my absolute favourite has got to be Walkers Salt and Vinegar.

Now, I know some of you might say "oh but they're too sour!" or "the vinegar overpowers the salt!" but hear me out. The flavour balance is spot on - just the right amount of tangy vinegar and salty goodness. Plus, they've got that satisfying crunch that makes them perfect for snacking on during a match.

And let's not forget about the classic cheese and onion flavour - another Walkers favourite of mine. The sharpness of the cheese combined with the sweet onion flavour? It's a match made in crisp heaven. And again, that crunch is just unbeatable.

I know some of you might prefer fancier crisps, like Kettle Chips or Tyrells. And don't get me wrong, those are great too. But when it comes down to it, nothing beats the classic flavours of Walkers. So next time you're in the crisp aisle, don't overlook the humble Salt and Vinegar or Cheese and Onion - they might just surprise you. COYI!

Forest Gate Ugly 10:22 Mon Apr 3
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It was also quite polite and not at all sweary!

yngwies Cat 10:22 Mon Apr 3
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Can this chat thing do a critique on favourite crisps?

Eerie Descent 10:15 Mon Apr 3
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Modern technology will obviously never take over, but that useless cunt app didn't produce the most important bit of info about him being an arrogant, aloof, condescending, living in the past chancer.